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Office Haiku

Mar

Worth more than gold, SIGN
HERE post-it flags line my screen
like a lion’s mane.

The library shelf
says ‘take a book, give a book’.
Here, books go to die.

*

The sign says don’t leave
your dishes in the sink. Some
times I do. Rebel.

*

All around me, shades
of grey, brown, beige. Bright dishes,
clothes shatter the dull.

*

What is that bright light?
Fluorescence? Could it be sun
light? Making me squint.

Evidence of lunch
eaten at my desk most days:
crumbs in the keyboard.

*

Type. Send email. Type.
Check Twitter. Sip. Send email.
Type. Check Twitter. Sip.

*

Sometimes I get paid
too much. Sometimes I don’t get
paid enough. Balance.

*

She passes my desk.
Stomps like an elephant. Just
like my husband does.

*

Every time I hear
whispering through cubicles,
think it’s about me.

(PS – DISCLAIMER: I do actually love my daytime-paid-outside-the-home-job, and I won’t normally talk about it on here. These are merely human observations, nothing to associate with one particular workplace.)

4 Comments

  1. magpie

    LOL. Excellent.

  2. b*babbler

    Awesome. I just love it!

  3. Nadine

    More! More! More! My office might be pink and white, but there are universal truths here girl!

  4. Ian

    I particularly like the Type, Send email, Type. Clever use of repetition.

    I try to think of office haiku as following a form of two lines of observation followed by some sort epiphany, which tends to follow the more traditional Japanese nature haiku.

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